She Who Can Only Be Loved sent me these and I thought I'd pass them along - ENJOY!
*3 yr old Reese: 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is his name. Amen'
*A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'
*After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked three times what was wrong. Finally his son replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.' *One particular four yr. old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash baskets, as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' ......... now that has some theology and application!!
*A Sunday school teacher as the kids in her class: 'Why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied, 'Because some people are sleeping.' .... hear ye! hear ye!
*A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake... their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. 'If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait....' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Ryan, you be Jesus!' [right now I'm thinking of several grand kids I could substitute for Kevin .... ha!
* A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table she turned to their 6yr. old daughter and asked, 'Would you like to say the blessing?' I don't know what to say, her daughter replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say" came her mothers reply. The little girl bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
*3 yr old Reese: 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is his name. Amen'
*A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'
*After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked three times what was wrong. Finally his son replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.' *One particular four yr. old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash baskets, as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' ......... now that has some theology and application!!
*A Sunday school teacher as the kids in her class: 'Why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied, 'Because some people are sleeping.' .... hear ye! hear ye!
*A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake... their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. 'If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait....' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Ryan, you be Jesus!' [right now I'm thinking of several grand kids I could substitute for Kevin .... ha!
* A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table she turned to their 6yr. old daughter and asked, 'Would you like to say the blessing?' I don't know what to say, her daughter replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say" came her mothers reply. The little girl bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
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